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I don’t particularly like okra.
It’s kind of weird, too, because I like almost every other
vegetable, even though I do tend to segregate my cooked carrots out of
my vegetable medley. No—it’s
really okra. And I’ll
eat it, if it’s, like, dissolved into a really tasty bowl of gumbo.
But okra just leaves me cold.
It’s a vegetable that tries too hard.
And because of that, people try too hard to make it pleasing.
They pickle it. They
bread it. They fry it.
They stick it in all sorts of stuff.
No, not a big okra fan. Funny
shape, too. Did I mention
that? Looks like a baby
corn with a hat. But
anyway. I don’t
particularly care for okra.
So let’s say I die. Or
better phrased, when
I die, my children, who are fully aware of my preference, inherit an
okra farm. Inherit??
It’s practically given to them.
How could they turn it down?
So because they love me, they want to name the farm after
me—the “Jonathan Okra Farm.”
Well,
it occurs to one of my children that I didn’t particularly like
okra. But one of the more
astute and clever members of the household point out that maybe I just
never had “good” okra, like what they
would be harvesting, and that I certainly would want them to have a
successful business AND would be thrilled to be remembered by my
children by being honored by having that same business named after me.
Well, after a couple of generations have worked on the Jonathan
Okra Farm, people wouldn’t even remember that I didn’t like okra.
Matter of fact, it would be assumed that since I have an okra
farm named after me, that I must have been a large proponent of the
oddly-shaped vegetable. Couple
of more generations pass, and I become the King of Okra—the prince
of all things grown—primarily okra.
Of course, it would be important to negate all references I
might have made in my lifetime about my displeasure of the green,
gooey, slimy mess called a vegetable.
But that’s easily done.
Just focus on the times that I did eat vegetables, therefore
planting the assumption that okra must have been included.
Yes, within five hundred years, there would be no memory of my
distaste of okra, just an ongoing evidence of my reigning superiority
and divine desire for all things okra.
The only problem is, I didn’t like okra.
It’s another Sunday in the
Are you ready for the weird thing?
Today he is the Prince of All Pious and the King of Religion.
His disciples didn’t mean any harm.
They were so anxious to see the message spread, they allowed it
to be tainted by human effort instead of spiritual flavor.
The end result is, our friend Jesus, who was anything but a
religionist, has become the icon of religion.
Weird, huh?
It’s almost like somebody needs to come forward and remind us
that Jesus did not like religion.
Kind of scary to do, though, since you might have several
billion people yelling back at you and disagreeing.
But it doesn’t change the facts.
And it doesn’t change the story.
So you have to decide if you’re going to worship the Jesus
who really walked the earth, or the one we’ve created to walk the
earth now to fulfill our religious inclinations.
So
what will it be? Don’t
ask me. I
hate okra. Don
and John
Two men—one named Don and one named John.
One wanted to be President of the
One traveled around in jets, trying to get voted into power.
The other one has been on a jet, but rarely, and isn’t that
concerned about power.
One claims to be a family man.
The other actually is.
One has high-sounding ideals and believes that he, himself, is
at the center of the mission and is the energy behind those virtues.
The other honors high-sounding ideals, and proves the validity
of his respect by living them out in his everyday life.
One thinks he is needed to cause the movement to occur.
The other believes that he has been honored to even be
considered part of the movement.
One tells news reporters that he believes in God.
The other believes in God so much that he sets out to report
the news.
One thought he was so handsome and debonair that he could get
away with lying about infidelity and cheating on his wife and the
American people. The other
one spends a bit more time in front of the mirror and knows his
weaknesses, so grabs on to the people he loves and honors his family
and his congregation by staying faithful.
One believes he is important.
The other knows what is important.
One thinks he is on a mission to change the world.
The other one works on himself, and helps other people discover
the change they need in their lives.
One is nationally known, and now, nationally disgraced.
The other one is probably known by less than three thousand
people all over the world. But
his vision and passion are intact.
One thinks he’s handsome.
The other knows better.
One thinks he is smart. The
other one is in a constant learning mode.
One thinks he’s great. And
the other one knows who really IS great.
Both men have passion. One
uses his passion to advance his own agenda.
One takes his passion and finds the agenda for the common good,
and does his little part to make it happen.
I saw two men tonight—one named Don, living in Both men. Both human.
Both could do great things.
The difference? The
one who lives in Congressmen
in Alphabetical Order
Not having any particular political bend or affiliation to a
party, I was able to listen to the State of the Union address from our
President without any prejudice, misconceptions or need to root for
his success.
I just listened. And
I watched. Sometimes I
listen to see if what I’m hearing matches what I’m seeing, because
much of the discourse was about unity, the greatness of
This same thing holds for non-Partisanship.
As I watched I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry as words
of reconciliation filled the air in a hall stuffed to the brim with
people who had already formed their opinions long before they came
into the room. And to
accentuate that, the Republicans sat on the right hand side of the
room and the Democrats sat on the left side of the room.
So as our President shared his concepts of unity for a common
cause, the room itself reeked of partisanship and the seating chart
was conceived by an overly zealous separation of our elected leaders.
Here’s where we start, Mr. President.
If our politicians and our legislators are going to act like
children, or they’re going to be adolescent in their approach to one
another, we just need to change the seating chart.
That’s what we do in the schoolhouse.
When Johnny and Billy can’t sit next to each other because
when they do, they fall into fits of naughtiness, we just put Janie
between them. And the
problem goes away.
Our Congress can no longer be allowed to sit in its little high
school cliques of agreement and coolness while we pledge the pursuit
of non-partisanship. Let’s
start with a simple visual: our
Congressmen and Senators, from this point on, will sit in the chamber
in alphabetical order. No one can gang up on anyone else, because a Republican will more than
likely be sitting next to a Democrat.
They will have to sit there and listen and decide for
themselves instead of catching a side-glance from a bullying leader.
Yes. It’s really
simple. So simple that
they will object to it and call it childish, punitive or just
unacceptable. That’s
fine. They can just not
attend. And we will gladly
put their names on the screen at the end of the speech as
non-participants in the evening’s activities.
I get told where to sit.
They may let me choose between a booth or a table, but then
they take me there. I go
to the DMV? Seating is
provided. And there is
good reason for it. The
only way to prevent preference and to procure fairness is to create a
seating chart. Until we
can eyeball that our elected officials are willing to sit next to each
other, plant themselves near an opponent, and interact physically with
people who disagree with them without having to enter some sort of
high-school-style cultism of cool, we as a people will certainly not
be able to take anything they do seriously, or believe that they’re
out for the common good.
Yes, it is a very simple idea.
Seat the Congress and the Senate alphabetically and make them
learn to play well together. If
they don’t want to do this, vote them out, because quite bluntly, I
find no solace in any political party or philosophy.
I believe in the sanctity of individual believers who step out
and try to find both personal victory and corporate possibilities in
everyday life. But if
we’re going to be hounded by politics and plagued by voting, then
our representatives should be willing to embody not only us, but good
common sense in being willing, as mature adults, to sit in the midst
of their critics and those who disagree with them.
Without this, the cruel charade continues and we all become
complicit in its dastardly deception.
And what is the deception?
We talk a good game but everybody continues to sit on the
bench. I
don’t care if they sit on the bench.
I just want them to do it in alphabetical order. The
only revenge that works is forgiveness
Revenge is complete.
We have taken a word which seemingly has a negative meaning and
have turned it into the powerhouse it was intended to be.
Maybe you don’t like the word “revenge” but the human
spirit requires it. But
revenge is never achieved by hurting those who hurt us, or by
destroying those who attempt to destroy us.
Forgiveness is a gift for me with a side for thee.
Love is a gift to me with a side for thee.
Success is a gift to me with a side for thee.
Giving is a gift to me with a side for thee.
Teaching that the life, times and philosophy of Jesus is a
message for the downtrodden, rejected and those less accomplished not
only removes the energy of the principles, but takes away the
clientele that are able to enact the manifesto.
Jesonian, the
mind of Jesus, is not for those people who are willing to be defeated
by the circumstances of either their birth or their environment.
It is the daily bread for those souls who desire to be masters,
but understand that servant-hood is the portal to the mansion.
It IS the message for those who take the lower seat because
they know they will be called up higher by doing so.
It is manipulating our surroundings for the betterment of all.
Unforgiveness is what stymies human beings in a state of
feeling insufficient, therefore rendering them incompetent.
One night nearly thirty years ago, my son, Joshua Paul, was struck by a
car. Justice was
impossible because the driver of the car slipped away, yet forgiveness
was necessary to transform a tragedy into a miracle.
I had to flesh out my own desire.
Ever since that night I have spent my life purposefully sharing
my faults and inadequacies with others so these foibles will not do
damage to any human soul. I
take that success of candor and transparency and I flush my brain with
images of how it is possible to live an open life without fear.
Those images in my mind heal the unclean blotches on my spirit
caused by unrepentant, unrectified and unsatisfied encounters with
human beings. And my
spirit gives my emotions fresh permission to approach each and every
new living creature with hope instead of preconceived ideas.
And if a jerk like me can do it, just think how successful
you’ll be. But do not be deceived.
Daily devotionals, prayer, Bible studies, laying on of hands
and counseling will not free you of the burden of insecurity and
frustration caused by interaction with life and your fellow-man.
You need revenge. And
the only revenge that works is forgiveness.
And the only forgiveness that works is to flesh
out your desire, flush
your brain with images of success, flash
the light on your unclean spirit and give fresh
permission to the emotions in your heart—to feel again. Someone once said “revenge is a dish best served cold.”
Not so. It is the hottest item we can offer for our own salvation . . . and as a
gift to others. Forgiveness
must be fresh
Forgiveness is not, and I repeat—NOT—a gracious gift we
impart to our adversary to free him from guilt and responsibility.
Rather, it is a self-inflicted blessing, granting us the
opportunity to continue our journey of good cheer, uninterrupted.
When forgiveness is presented as an act of sacrificial charity,
it becomes as unappealing as a buffet line ten minutes before closing.
It may seem like a good idea, but it’s just not very
appetizing. But since
forgiveness is such an intricate part of our beings—perhaps even the
central theme of what it means to be spiritual—there has to be a way
for us to forgive that has enough self-motivation in it to charm us
into achieving its purposes.
That’s why I believe that all forgiveness begins by dealing
with our bodies, and fleshing out what we desire, then allowing that
delightful experience to flush the brain with images of success.
The mind can then flash the light on the unclean spirit that
has been tarnished by the experience.
The spirit, given new life, is then able to come and bring
comfort, wisdom and understanding to the heart.
What is the heart? The
heart is the battleground of the human experience.
As often as possible, we need to declare a truce, so emotion
can be provided a chance to cavort.
It was Jesus who said that “out
of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks.”
I know people wish they could speak from their spirits and be
extraordinarily noble or ethereal in all matters of conversation, but
we don’t. We don’t
even speak from our brain, garnering all the available knowledge and
place it in great sentences for proclamation.
We are emotional speakers and emotional creatures, who need to
have a heart that is free of prejudice, anxiety and painful memory.
So what can the recently-cleaned spirit do to give the heart a
rebirth? The spirit does
what the spirit is supposed to do.
It passes along the knowledge provided, with just a little bit
of supernatural energy. The
spirit calms the emotions by telling those feelings that we have
already won the battle because we have proven and acted out how things
could have been done better. The
heart is given fresh permission to feel again.
Fresh. Is
there a better word? Something
that is so original it has yet to be tasted.
Something that is so new that the umbilical cord has yet to be
cut. Fresh.
The reason many people are never able to approach their lives
with excitement is because they are not given a fresh heart from their
spirit—which has recently become clean.
When the emotions are given the opportunity to be fresh again,
every experience is new. “Behold, all things become new,” is what the Bible says.
New wine. New
wineskins. New cloth.
New life. How do we
know that a fresh heart is beating within our completed being?
The heart is given fresh permission to feel again.
This welcomes the child-like to replace the childish.
And once again, we can begin to trust the abundance of our heart . . . to
speak for us. Forgive
by Four-Give
Forgive by four-give—first, to flesh
out the way it should have been. Four
times, is my suggestion, just to affirm in your own being that it can
be done. Don’t duplicate
in yourself the harm. Replicate the desire you require.
That process leads to flushing
the brain with images of success to replace the disappointment.
The brain is really simple.
Prove that you’ve got more evidence to one side than the
other, and it surrenders the point. But the next step is really miraculous, because usually it’s the spirit
that renews the mind with new and inventive ideas.
But in matters of forgiveness, the mind humbly has to come to
the spirit with reason to minister to its soulful needs.
Why? Because
everybody tries to forgive through their spirit and ends up, most of
the time, producing a false peace that leaves a bruise behind—and
that bruise becomes an unclean spirit. There are many of us walking around with unclean spirits because a forced
fit of forgiveness has left us lying to ourselves, with a blemish on
our true spirituality. What
does the brain do? The
brain just flashes a light on the unclean spirit that has produced
defensiveness. Yes—that
is why most people are defensive if you even suggest to them that some
change might be required in their lives.
A process of forgiveness that was begun in their spirit was
never completed, leaving them feeling unclean, yet unwilling to admit
it. So how do I know that
I have unforgiveness that has caused an unclean spirit?
When we get into this condition, it is up to our brain, which has recently
been flushed by the fleshing out of success, to flash the light.
And what is the light? The
light is when we turn to our bruised and unclean spirit and say,
“Spirit, I am so sorry that I asked you to bury the pain.” This flash of light is all the spirit needs.
Because once the uncleanness is lit up and exposed, it can be
confessed and released. So have you followed it so far? We
flesh out the way it should have been.
We flush the brain with images of success.
And we flash some light on our unclean, bruised spirit.
Then the spirit, with nothing more to prove, is prepared to minister to
the emotions—the heart of the matter. Remind
RE-MIND.
Renewal—to once again use the brain for more creative
purposes than merely excavating our pain.
How?
We know we’re supposed to forgive.
Psychologists and religionists have turned it into a pursuit of
either the emotional or the spiritual realms of our being.
No wonder so many people are taking anti-depressants and
drowning their sorrows in a bottle, or eating themselves to death.
Here’s the bottom line: everything
bad that happens to us has to be worked out first through the
body—followed by a mind trip.
Do you see how the two work together?
The only way to refresh ourselves and to allow for forgiveness
to occur is that we must give our brain a bath.
Interesting.
Some people say it takes positive thinking, but positive
thinking is only achieved after the power of doing.
It is DOING that creates the energy to renew the mind.
You remember, yesterday I told you that four times you
should act out what needed to have been done for you, as visible proof
that it was not only possible, but a much better choice had your
adversary taken two minutes to think it over.
What does your brain do? Your
brain takes those four images of the empowerment of your success and
literally washes itself. Yes—awash
with images.
Somewhere along the line we’ve convinced ourselves that the
brain is fed by knowledge. Knowledge,
to the brain, is similar to spam and pop-up ads to a computer.
It inundates with advertisement but doesn’t necessarily
enlighten with wisdom. What
washes the brain are images of our efforts bringing results.
That’s why all forgiveness must begin with an action of
replicating your desire, instead of duplicating the infraction done to
you by others, therefore washing the brain with images of hope.
It scrubs our thinking with ideas of charity ad
creativity--because our mind-set is best cleansed through effort.
I have people walk up to me all the time and tell me they want to be
something, and then they mention their particular goal.
I often ask them, “What are you doing about it?”
The answer is always the same.
“Just waiting for my opportunity.”
News flash. There
is no such thing, folks, as opportunity.
There is just the next thing that happens, which we tenderly
mold into a substance and possibility that resembles what we desire it
to be.
If you write, write. If
you’re a carpenter, get some wood.
If you’re a singer, sing.
If you’re a truck driver, get behind the wheel.
Transform your circumstance into your next possibility, because
honest to God, after our brain is awash with images, it is cleansed
through effort. The
removal of effort from the human experience is like taking food from
the brain. It starves us
of the nutrients necessary to think better.
And once we’re awash with images of our redemptive approaches
towards forgiveness, and cleansed through the effort of doing what we
know to do that resembles our dreams, the brain gives us a great gift.
It rinses itself in good cheer.
Endorphins are released from the labor and love, and we feel
better. We feel alive.
We feel that there is reasoning to our journey.
We sense that not only can things be accomplished, but we’ve
already begun.
This is how forgiveness begins.
We first flesh out the solution in our actions, which allows us
to flush out the negativity and hurt in our minds.
We get a chance to RE-MIND—renew new thinking in the midst of
the healing.
Now the mind is ready to turn with freshness—and doctor the
wounded spirit. FORGIVE
To err is human—to forgive, divine.
You see, here’s the problem.
I need to forgive, too, and I’m not divine.
I’m a human being. God
does not ask me to be anything else, and discourages my attempts
toward divinity. So to forgive, as a human, I must four-give.
What I mean is, I need to involve all four parts of my being in the
process: heart, soul, mind
and strength. Yet, let us
realize that good and bad comes to us through our hearts and goes to
our souls, processes through our minds and manifests in our bodies.
But to dispel the darkness, pain and evil that come our way, the
process must be reversed. We
can’t put on a charade of forgiveness, quoting scriptures or forcing
mind over matter, and think there is a legitimate cleansing of the
iniquity.
I have to start in my body.
My body has to reject the disappointment, the pain and the
anger for the healing to begin. How
can I do that? 1.
I will not tote the
load. I will no longer
allow my physical being to be depressed, sickened or de-energized by
the indiscretion and sin that was committed against me.
I will not carry it on my back any more.
I will announce this aloud to my friends and family and tell
them to inform me when I am walking “uptight” instead of upright. 2.
I will not duplicate my disappointment in my actions to
others. Contrary to
popular opinion, human beings require
revenge. Some individuals
may not like the choice of the word, but revenge does not mean that we
plan on doing exactly the same thing to someone else that was done to
us. Revenge means that we
require satisfaction, justice and an accounting of the books before
healing can begin. This
cannot be achieved by merely duplicating the stupidity that was done
to us in the life of another. When
we do exactly to other people what was done to us, we honor the
stupidity and give place to the transgression and credence to its
power, rather than dismissing it as meaningless and useless.
I will not duplicate my disappointment. 3.
Instead, I will
replicate my desire. I
will get my revenge. There
shall be a vengeance because I will act out, visibly and physically in
front of other folks, what should have been done to or for me.
And I will do it four times.
What is the significance of four times?
It’s one more than three.
It’s the cherry on top of the sundae.
It’s the physical satisfaction of knowing that not only could
I have been treated better—not only was it humanly possibly—but
four times I was able to achieve it without breaking a sweat..
4.
And finally, I will take the jubilant energy of my righteous
vengeance and plant the seed of my personal affirmation and victory in
my brain. Yes, I will Nothing
is Easy
Let me see if I got this straight.
Republicans are a party of individuals who desire to return to a simpler
time when there was less government, more personal initiative and
higher moral ground to stand on to build a family, motivate a nation
and foster a common good. Undoubtedly
the problem with this group is that the time machine of life has no
reverse gear. Democrats, on the other hand, view themselves as forward-thinking
individuals who want to see into the future and project what will be
the needs of our society, and even our planet in a time yet
unexplored. In their case,
they have a tendency to begin missions and set goals that are often
poorly planned, not taking into consideration the present moment’s
needs, and ending up ill-founded or certainly ill-funded. Then there are Independents. They,
having no real party of their own, sit around and philosophize, even
occasionally mocking the other two parties, often appearing to be much
more clever, even though they have no prospects of being able to have
either the initiative or position to change matters. That’s about the way it is, right? Actually—no. No, what you
just read is a pithy, clever, sound-byte explanation by a writer
trying to impress you with his style and insight. We
have become a generation of second-guessers, Monday-morning
quarterbacks and frightened children, terrified to be the next one to
run the gauntlet and be criticized by the classmates.
Here’s the truth: nothing
is easy. Some things
are just so important that they need to be attempted even though
they’re hard. And quite
bluntly, no one’s good at hard.
That’s why they call it hard.
No one’s going to succeed the first time.
A second attempt is going to seem futile and a third will only
bring a glimmer of hope. But
some things are so important they can’t be ignored.
Some things are just so desperately needed that they can’t be
placed into committee. Some
human need is so prevalently upon us that we cannot afford to delay in
order to procure better organization. When we find those things and we discover they aren’t easy, what creates
leadership are people who are willing to become foolish for a good
cause. The Apostle Paul
called it “fools for Christ’s sake.” Yes—because nothing is easy but some things are too important to ignore,
the learning curve will certainly resemble a roller-coaster, but it
still has to be done. And I will tell you that nothing constructive will be done in this country
until the political parties are eliminated in favor of issue-oriented
candidates elected for a particular season to perform a specific
function. And I will certainly inform
you that nothing spiritual will ever happen in our world until
religion is exposed for both its excesses, oppressions and
hypocrisies. So when will this happen? I
will refrain from giving you a perfunctory response.
But I would guess it will happen about fifteen minutes after we
all come to the conclusion that nothing is easy, but some things are
just so important that they need to be done—even though they’re
hard. The
Crunch Bunny Test
is completed!
The Crunch Bunny Test
is completed!
The special mingling of sadness and silliness that I feel at
this point is probably the sensation that God experienced after He
made human beings. Yes. I and I alone, have
created the Crunch Bunny
Test. It was not
put together to discriminate against people, nor even to be critical
of myself, but to give each other a break.
For all of us, there are occasions when we are not fit to be
heard or recognized as a viable source of information.
Sometimes when we’re driving, we forget that our car has windows and
people can see the frustration and evil creeping out of our claws as
we clutch the wheel. And there are occasions when we’re eating that we’re also fussy, and
we should be placed in the dessert for forty days, fasting, with
nothing to do but count the lizards as they pass by.
At that point, our input is marginal.
And there are moments when we wake up and Mr. Hyde has not yet departed
from Dr. Jeckyl’s body, and we need a good grooming of both soap and
soul before we are permissible to become a touchstone to our
fellow-man…and woman, for that matter.
And honestly, when our prayers and our beliefs in God become wedges
against our fellow-man instead of levers to lift burdens, we should
probably avoid being the foreman at the job site.
And finally, pressure—which is what Mother Nature uses to turn sand into
rock—unfortunately often transforms us into either sniveling cowards
or squalling babies. Can
we really be held accountable for any words which would proceed from
our mouths at that point?
After fifty-eight years of life, I realize the greatest
expression of love is knowing when to ignore people you care about,
understanding it’s a bad moment, and not hold them accountable for
their opinions or words. That’s
what I believe about God. Having
made us human, and knowing we’re human, and reveling in our
humanity, He is never shocked by the fact that we act human.
We are the ones who want to be God-like, and expect
everyone around us to be our special angelic entourage.
It’s the Crunch Bunny Test—and if your friend or yourself, on any given
day, fail three out of five of them, go out in the kitchen and make
your favorite sandwich, get a cold glass of iced tea, and sit down.
Read something or watch television until the giggle returns to
the gaggle of your problems, because quite honestly, you are not fit
for man or beast. So
don’t try to saddle up either one.
The
Crunch Bunny Test—sometimes
when the crunch comes, we all act like silly bunnies.
The only trouble is, if you’re not careful, rabbits will
really multiply quickly. The
Crunch Bunny Test...Pressure
Pressure.
I’ve never heard it brought up in a positive sense. “I
was under so much pressure that I did my best work.” Doesn’t
everyone know that without some form of pressure or sense of urgency,
very little gets done? It
would not be the only case in life where something that ends up being
beneficial to us is, at the onset, deemed to be cantankerous or even
useless. Pressure.
Someone asked me the other day which I felt was stronger—good
or evil. I replied,
“Neither.”
They said, “What do you mean?”
I said, “There’s a force that supersedes both good and
evil. And that is
perseverance. So when good
is more perseverant, it wins. And
when evil musters endurance, unfortunately, it is crowned the
victor.”
Pressure is formed by the need to achieve a quick solution in a
situation which we know, deep in our hearts, requires more time.
If we will just allow ourselves the time to fail, discover,
reinvent, input, debate, enact and reorganize, we will never feel
pressure at all. But pressure is one of those points where we either choose to complain
or comply. Yes—comply.
It’s a great word. And
when it’s done at the right moment, it is the most powerful force in
discovering solution. Two great words: give in. Give in the silliness that you’re going to achieve your goal in the time
framework originally set up. Give
in the pride of proving your point.
Give in the frustration of coming off as the continual winner.
Give in the control of being the only one that inputs the
opportunity. Give in the
insensitivity that causes aggravation, fostering inefficiency.
Give in. Sometimes it’s important just to say, “This is not going to happen”
instead of spending all of your time spinning your wheels, looking for
someone to blame for why things did not turn out the way you hoped.
I think the most mature statement that can be made is to say,
with a smile on your face, “Well, this is not going to happen.”
Because otherwise, a complaining spirit angers both your peace
of mind and the divine will of God. Indeed, I look at how people handle pressure, and if their response is
frustration, complaining, giving blame to others, or just a general
decomposition of their will to move on, I cease to listen to their
opinion. Giving
in is not giving up. It’s
just refusing to believe that life sucks.
Life does not suck. Life
is just a bit more difficult than we thought it was going to be, and
therefore, needs a little loving attention.
Pressure—another one of those merging of words:
press and sure.
And if we would just realize that the press
of life is as sure as
the next rising sun, we could bypass the cranial pressure, the heart
attack and the spiritual debilitation caused by becoming the doomsday
sayer. The
Crunch Bunny Test...Waking
Up and God Stuff
Driving and eating. Or
eating while you’re driving. Or
driving yourself somewhere to eat.
Or eating and driving yourself to obesity.
Oh, well. The first two elements in the Crunch
Bunny Test: tell
me how someone’s going to react while they’re driving or while
they’re eating, and if complaint slips in, beware.
They may still be lovely people, family, or even your spouse,
but their opinion at that point, is jaded by the presence of
grouchiness. Which leads
to the next two phases of assessing the Crunch Bunny. Waking
up. I
know it’s popular to establish in our generation that we are not a
“morning people.” But
I do think it’s time that someone challenged the fallacy of copping
out just because we don’t want to deal with the notion of getting up
in the morning. Look at it
this way—you just got hours of sleep, resting on a comfortable
American bed, in a temperature-controlled room, with maybe some music
playing in the background, or a sound machine, or just the bliss of
silence. Now you awaken
and decide to be grumpy. I
think it is one of the most self-indulgent, egocentric actions that we
allow one another to perform under the guise of a “personality
trait.”
People who get up in the morning complaining, in my opinion,
rarely improve that much by two o’clock in the afternoon.
They think they do. They
would insist the quality of their personality and work has heightened.
But once you allow criticism to indwell your mind cavity, it is
difficult to chase the little boogers of negativism out just because
you’ve awashed your brain with coffee.
In like manner, let’s talk about praying and God stuff.
If you’re going to have a belief in God, and you’re going
to work under the supposition that you can talk to Him through prayer,
I just don’t think the by-product of that should be a general bitch
session. If you’re
talking to the Divine about the condition of the world and what you
plan on doing about it, and you know He is the Creator of that world,
and your prayers and devotions are laced with nasty comments about how
bad conditions are, are you not insulting His eminence?
I see the only purpose to being a believer is to have that transform you
into becoming a receiver. I
see the only value in being a good giver is in exploding with the
intensity of being a better liver.
If spending time with God doesn’t make you smile and rejuvenate your
whole being, then maybe you ought to seek new friends.
For after all, there is nothing sour that comes from living
waters. If the juice that comes from the fruit of waking up and starting your day
with “prayer and devotion” is an elixir of either neutrality or
suspicion and aggravation, you are lemon drippings—not lemonade.
And because of that, your opinion is about as valuable as a
truckload of rotten oranges. Understand, this goes for me, too. On
days when I fail to pass the
Crunch Bunny Test, I do not offer advice or opinions to
anyone, actually attempting to escape human contact as much as
possible so as not to poison my brothers and sisters with my arsenic
spirit. I limp away and
gain new perspective before joining the human race again. So we’ve got four of the Crunch Bunnies down.
We will finish this up tomorrow. Until then, don't feel any pressure.
The
Crunch Bunny Test...Driving
and Eating
I would like to take the next three days to talk to you about
the Crunch Bunny Test.
You might ask me why I call it the “Crunch
Bunny Test,” but I’m really not sure.
It just seemed cute—although, if the Crunch
Bunny Test is not handled correctly, you can certainly feel
the crunch—and become the silly bunny.
Aha. Method to my
madness.
What is the Crunch Bunny Test? I
created the test because I have a desire to appreciate and love the
people I meet. Yet it
doesn’t mean that I’m going to listen to all of them.
I do have a criterion—or actually, criteria—for what makes
people viable to me so that I might consider their opinions.
It doesn’t have anything to do with my affection for them, or
how I treat them as human beings.
But I will tell you that if people are not willing to make complaining
their arch-enemy, their opinions are, most of the time, rather
meaningless. Because a
decision to do or not to do in life, or to pursue or not to pursue,
can NOT be based upon the level of inconvenience of the task.
Thus the Crunch Bunny Test—and the grading system is very easy to
remember. If the person
you’re dealing with, in three or more occasions out of five, chooses
to complain instead of adjust, you may certainly continue to love
them, but don’t follow their example or listen to their counsel. And what are these five situations? What
are the five common occurrences wherin we all live and interact?
They are:
Let me watch any human being—including myself—handle those five normal
human events, and if I, or anyone else, for that matter, choose to
complain instead of adjust, any opinions put forth really don’t
matter. So if you will,
let me address the first two—driving and eating. The only reason I would ever consider believing in demon possession is
watching people get behind the wheel of a car.
Perfectly saintly, genteel human beings turn into raging
werewolves once they embrace the steering wheel.
Driving conjures the foul spirits of complaining.
It often even draws forth foul language from spiritually
purified tongues. Here’s
a clue: traffic is
traffic. Construction on
roads is beyond my comprehension, and I think, even that of the divine
God. People think they are
invisible in their cars, so they will do things they would not
normally do if unmasked. So
get used to it. Give
yourself extra time and never be in a hurry to get anywhere, and if
you are, call ahead and tell them you’re going to be late.
Driving is one of those things that either unleashes the depth
of depravity of frustration, or triggers the sense of humor of the
angels. Which leads me to eating. (I
don’t know how it leads me to eating, but I lacked a segue.)
You would think that eating is one of those pleasant
experiences enjoyed by all. But
no. Some people cannot eat
without complaining about the food—the texture, the color, the
temperature, the cuisine, the waitress, the cook, the dirty utensils,
the uncomfortable chairs, or even that ketchup is spelled c-a-t-s-u-p
on the bottle . . . do I need to go on?
I have had some of my most unpleasant experiences sitting over
a completely delicious plate of food as someone at the table
complained with such ferocity that all hearers were sprouting
spontaneous stomach ulcers. Eating
was meant to be a celebration of fellowship with God.
That’s why Jesus said, “As often as you do it, do it in
remembrance of me.” So I
figure when you complain about the food, you give Jesus warts.
(Well, that’s a little dramatic.
But you get the idea.) I still love people who
complain when they drive and eat.
But the presence of a critical, aggravated spirit causes me to mistrust
their judgment. Do you
understand the difference? There
are people I care about and there are people I trust. And it is a
fool who will trust the inclinations of those who generally have a
spirit to decline. So that’s two from my Crunch
Bunny Test. If
someone drives or eats in a grumpy posture, they may need a hug. Just don’t give them an ear. It's
Not All Right!
“It’s all right.”
“No problem.”
“Don’t worry about it.”
“I understand.”
Words and phrases of compromise and appeasement that we all use
to oil and grease the wheels of human interaction.
But sometimes . . .
It’s not all right.
I think about that today. I
think of a man named Martin who had black skin and was a minister of
the gospel living, in the Deep South, the I think about how easy it would have been for him to preach the gospel and
become a civic-minded individual, focusing on his own community and
finding his place within the social structure of the day.
Of course, he would had to have been willing to be respected as
a leader in one community of his own color, and viewed as an inferior
among the lighter-shaded townsfolk.
But many did it before him.
They lived in peace. They
lived segregated and not equal. They
lived cloistered away from opportunity that was only available to
certain individuals. Yes,
benefits that would pale in comparison to what was afforded to
Martin’s community.
He could have just said, “That’s all right.
No problem.” Why
not be satisfied? Why not
find a niche—even though it resembles a hole?
Why not leave well enough alone?
“Well enough?”
The American definition of “well enough “ is whatever the
strongest want to do while simultaneously convincing the weaker that
it’s to their blessing. It
doesn’t make it right. It
doesn’t make it good. It
doesn’t even make it functional.
I think about Martin today—how he stood up one day in his pulpit and
instead of preaching on John 3:16—“for God so loved the world that
He gave His only begotten son…”—veered from his text and
announced, “It’s not all right.
It’s not all right for some people to think they’re better
than other people. It’s
not all right for our children to get a lesser education because
they’re a darker color. And
it’s not all right for us to continue to agree that it’s all right
as we bite our tongues so hard that our mouths fill with blood.” So this is your day, Martin. It
was established through much debate and controversy, just like your
life. The question is, is it MY day? Is
it MY day to abandon the bitter-tasting words of appeasement in
deference to the sweet flavor of truth?
For, my dear friends, there are many things that are just not
all right. We could use a
generation of Martins to rise up and not only realize that, but take
the chance of being ostracized from the mainstream of mundane living
to actually speak the words. So happy Martin Luther King, Jr., Day.
And for those who still do not understand why the man lived,
how he lived and how he died, well…that’s just not all right. "What
if there really IS a God?"
I woke up this morning with a really wild and crazy notion,
which most normal people would dismiss to the moment’s lunacy, but
instead I will share with you in this jonathots. Because
normalcy is over-rated, and actually is a nasty, contagious disease,
lending itself to boredom and leading to death by tradition.
Anyway—here’s what popped in my mind.
What if there really IS a God?
(I mean, don’t get pious on me.
All of us go through fits of sainthood and flickers of atheism.
That’s what makes us human.)
But back to my point. What
if there really is a God, but it isn’t at all what we think it is.
Life is neither the “vale of tears” to survive in order to
reach the streets of gold, nor is it the end-all of self-pursuit, to
acquiesce to death and the great unknown.
What if life is actually just a really well-orchestrated and
organized intelligently-structured boot camp, where God finds out who
would really like to live with Him in the next dimension—where the
interactions would be more personal and, for lack of a better term,
face-to-face? I mean, if you were God and you wanted to find out who would be a good
roommate for you, or, in this case, roommates, what better way than to
put your potential Craig’s list of interested parties on a planet
together where they have to interact with people who were created in
Your image? Because
that’s what it says, you know—that people were created in God’s
image. So here’s the plan. Give
them lots of food and water, enough trials and tribulations to keep
them on their toes, enough blessing to keep them pursuing, and see how
they like some of the better parts of who you are—you, in this case,
being God.
What if that’s what life is all about?
Not Bible reading. Not
Bible thumping. Not Bible
anything. Maybe it’s not
so much about worship as it is about enjoyment.
Because I surely can worship something I don’t enjoy.
Worship can be generated just because something is bigger than
me—stronger and scarier. But do I enjoy God?
What if the answer to that question is, do I like people?
Do I appreciate their humanity?
Do I giggle over their inconsistencies instead of stabbing them
in the back with gossip? What
do I do with that person who passes before me?
What if the human race ends of being God’s face?
What if the grade card to pass into life everlasting is like the one you received in the first grade?
What if it’s about getting “Satisfactory” checkmarks after each and
every one of those? What if God has constructed a magnificent maze of human journey to observe
how much we end up liking each other, and therefore, how much we would
really like being with Him, hence determining where this goes after
we’re done?
Maybe we just never die—everybody around us is given a vision
of our passing and we just go on to be with the God who merely
resembles the people we’ve already loved?
What if all of this ends up being about people instead of
oracles, relics, rituals and religion?
It got me thinking—how would I fare?
If God is like people, because people are like God, would I
want to spend eternity with Him? How
often would I want to blow my horn at Him?
How often would I want to cuss Him behind his back?
How often would I cut Him off in traffic?
How often would I fail to notice that His sadness, and bring
some joy to the moment? Would
I like His color? How
often would I dislike Him because He decided not to be just like me?
Wow. Crazy, huh? You’re probably right. It’s
more likely that heaven will be decided on what we believe about a
black book containing sixty-six different ideas of who God is, mingled
with thousands of different commandments on how to reach Him, and then
finding exactly the right words and spiritual exercises to please Him.
Yes. Certainly that makes more
sense. "Third
World Bigotry"
I heard it again last night on a news report.
It’s a little piece of flagrant American arrogance that I can
no longer sit back and tolerate under the guise of being perpetually
and sheepishly patriotic. In
referring to the tragic earthquake in I don’t know how that even got started.
A “third world” nation.
What? Is that a
diplomatic way of saying they’re not as good as we are?
A way of conveying that their gross national product is really
gross? That somehow or
another, the stacking of their dead like cordwood is less horrific
because, after all, they’re a backward country? Following through on the logic of “third world” bigotry, I would
assume that would place us in the “first world,” countries like Such arrogance—especially when you consider that The arrogance is enhanced by the realization that one time we were in a
cold war with another huge power called the Where is the greatness in being perceived as the bully of the playground?
Even if, deep in your heart, you consider yourself to be the benevolent
bully, where is the grace, mercy and vision of such a profile?
There are some things I refuse to participate in anymore.
I will not recite religious passages that are errant and
detrimental to human welfare.
I will not nod and agree to prejudiced statements spoken in
large groups of people merely to keep the peace.
And I will not refer to my brothers and sisters in another
locale as a “third world nation” just to lessen my passion and
responsibility toward them. Our brothers and sisters were devastated by an earthquake in Stop
insisting, work on becoming
It was January 1976, and I was traveling with two dear
friends—Luanne and Debbie—in a group we had formed, Soul
Purpose. It was a
cold and bitter winter, with snow dipping all the way down into the
Snow. It turns
Southerners into blubbering little girls.
Life as we knew it shut down.
Our group had a whole series of dates scheduled, which all
cancelled because of the winter frozen variety.
So we took our van and headed further south—and the weather
followed us. It even
snowed in We were out of money, vacant of opportunities, moving southward and
looking for any chance to share our gift.
We also peered deeply into our bank account (which really was a
rawhide bag where we kept our funds) and realized that we had about a
week’s worth of money left, IF we were able to live on just nine
dollars a day for food for the three of us.
That’s not much money—three dollars a person.
So we decided the most intelligent thing to do was skip
breakfast and drive down the street to our local Pancho’s Mexican
Buffet, and eat until we were absolutely stuffed, pay them the $8.89
it cost for the three of us, and then try to make that meal last until
noontime the next day. Well,
it’s Mexican food. And
sometimes it stays with you and sometimes it looks for a quick exit,
if you know what I mean. So
there were nights we would go rummaging through the van for loose
change so we could attack the candy machine for crackers, chips and
bars. I know it sounds a bit pathetic, but it happens to be one of the fonder
memories I have of my times with these two individuals.
Why? Because during
the daytime hours, rather than feeling sorry for ourselves, we divided
our time in half. Half the
time we called around looking for a place that might want to have a
really good singing group come in and share.
And the other half of the time we did something really smart.
We practiced. We
stopped insisting we were great and we worked on becoming
great. It surprised us, as
we rehearsed, how much we had really needed to do so.
We got better. In the midst of
consuming enchiladas, dodging snowstorms, figuring out how to divide
an eight-pack of crackers by three and checking for any opportunity to
share our talent, we became stronger people, and the craft and gift we
thought we had actually bloomed into a usable, workable and
pleasant sound. We emerged from that winter that could have been our discontent, and went
to
Sometimes you have dream. That’s
good. But circumstances
can always create a nightmare. That’s
predictable. It’s what
happens next that determines whether you wake up frightened or
enlightened. Will you give
in to the circumstances? Or
keep a sense of humor and follow the dream?
Therein lies the secret. Shoot. Therein
lies life. "Mercy
can't be voted upon"
Maybe
With that came all the government interference also.
For after all, Christianity to that point had been a renegade
disruption to normal, sedentary, stoic life.
It had been persecuted, condemned and relegated to a faith of
the slaves—who, by the way, just happened to be the teachers and
tutors for all the rich people’s children.
But then We still have it today.
And then, when the Pilgrims came over here and landed on
Plymouth Rock, and we fought a Revolution to free ourselves from
kings, princes and hierarchy, the torch of Christianity was passed
over to the American culture. So
what do we do? We decided
that Christianity should be democratic—one man, one vote.
The people should decide. Just
as
To the world, Christianity has become American.
You have Catholicism and Christianity.
One is in
Here’s the problem: Christianity
is not about emperors, senators and tribunals.
It is also not about the popular vote, committee meetings and
making sure everybody gets their fair say.
It is, and always will be, about each individual believer
discovering within himself how to “do
unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
Here’s the fact—mercy can’t be voted upon.
Grace is not a political campaign.
And forgiveness cannot be put in a new congressional district.
Matters of faith cannot be decided by a show of hands from the
praise team, the worship committee, or even the church council.
Somewhere along the line, we have to return to an idea that
faith is built on the growth and productivity of each individual
believer. There is no
bottom line financially, just an understanding that if people are not
growing, expanding, prospering in their souls and thinking differently
this year than they did last year, church is not happening.
What we have is a managed hardware store, complete with crosses
and pews.
But church cannot be governed.
The
church is not a popular vote. The church is a
simultaneously humbling and uplifting experience of discovering what
we really want and allowing others around us to have the same
courtesy, understanding that who we are is in a constant state of
change. "How
deep is your love?" “How
deep is your love?”—a
lyric from a beautiful Bee
Gees song.
All in all, though, a great question, an issue which stymies
the human traveler in a quandary of not knowing how much leeway is
given to the soul in the pursuit of the quest.
What I mean is, does God really love us?
It’s not clear to me. The
mixed signals sent out by religion and ethicists leave me bewildered
as to how deep is God’s love. One
scripture says, “He cares for us.”
That’s nice. In
my past, I’ve cared for a cat, a dog and a goldfish.
I even felt some remorse at their passing—remorse quickly
alleviated by replacing the pet. Are
we pets that God cares for?
Another scripture says, “For God so loved the world that He
gave His only son.” You
see, I’ve met people who have loved me for a season, and they’ve
given me something, until they found that I mishandled it or in some
way conducted myself in an unseemly manner, and then the love
dissipated. Is God an
Indian giver?
It also says, “He’s with me.”
Having played sports in my life, I’ve seen a crowd cheer when
I performed well and boo when I stunk up the place. They were with
me—but only when I was in the victor’s position.
Is God part of the fickle crowd?
I’m further confounded by listening to the liturgy, the
sermons and the general theology of Christianity as it’s presented
in today’s world. I’m
asked to repeat discourse that claims I’m a sinner—generally
incapable of doing anything good—and that I’m totally reliant on
God’s mercy to draw my next breath.
Doesn’t He get tired of hanging around with losers?
Doesn’t He wish that we would get better?
Shouldn’t He desire us to rise above mediocrity?
Yes, God. How deep
is Your love?
And then, I happen upon a different phrase. “I
will never leave you nor forsake you.”
That’s a whole new ball of wax.
That means that maybe I’ve done something to cause you to
leave, or might prompt a decision in you to forsake me, yet out of the
sheer determination to be with me, You decide to remain.
Yes—that’s different. Because
merely caring for m e, or being with me, or for that matter, in the
heat of passion saying that You love me, does not cover the full
magnitude of my need. I’m
going to mess up. I’m
going to do well.
I’m going to do both—in the same day.
I need to know that You will not leave me or forsake me just
because, for a few moments, I have completely lost my mind.
I require this—mainly to confirm to myself that we are on a journey
together, not just a quick road trip to pick up Slurpies at the local
7-11. I need to know that
when I’m not fun, you will still find ways to enjoy me.
I need to realize that when I’m caught up in an infection of
self-reliance, you will patiently wait for me to return to my senses.
Yes—how deep is Your love, God? And
for that matter, how deep is mine? "When
ugly, try smart"
“When ugly, try smart.”
It happens to be one of the favorite sayings I discovered one
day in a fortune cookie. It’s
just hard to argue with that. I
happen to greatly enjoy fortune cookies, even though I went through a
brief time in the 1970’s, when some bug-eyed, wild, Gospel boys and
girls convinced me they were evil.
Some folks are always looking for the new thing to boycott.
I quickly outgrew my fear of the little crescent cookie and its
tiny shrivels of paper. After
all, the fortune cookie isn’t evil--although occasionally nasty,
frequently obtuse and generally comically obvious. “Be
nice to people and you will prosper.”
No kidding. But
I think they’re fun—and perhaps underused.
Wouldn’t it be a great idea to use them for arbitration?
Like when families are having difficulties.
Just sit everybody down, hand each one a fortune cookie, and
tell them to take their chance and live by whatever the cookie says.
Gee, I wonder if that’s where we got the saying, “That’s
just the way the cookie crumbles?”
Anyway, one of my favorites is to take the fortune cookies and
read your fortune for the person directly to your right.
It adds a certain edge to the game.
Maybe we could spread it out to the United Nations.
Can I be blunt? If
everybody in the world would grab one fortune cookie a day and do
nothing but commit to living out its message, the world would be a
better place. Isn’t that
absolutely freakish?
So many times it’s not the depth or even the quality of the
belief we hold dear that determines our destiny, but just whether or
not we’re willing to see it through to a conclusion.
Are you like me? If half the
things I really believe in would be pursued by me just a little bit
more, I would probably triple my success.
It’s just so easy to grow weary in well-doing.
Maybe that’s why I like fortune cookies—because they remind
me that little things believed in a big way and followed through to an
end are what bring the ultimate blessing.
You stuff a few words inside a cookie and challenge or
encourage someone to be better, and you not only have the great
culmination to a good meal, but the notion that if we take ideas and
run them through human emotion, mentality, spirit and body, they can
change things.
I told the church on Sunday that if we just used our beliefs to
affect our lives instead of just confirming the existence of the
Divine, those beliefs have the power to get us through any situation.
I like fortune cookies because they emphasize the simplicity of
words. And our words do
justify us, and if we’re not careful—condemn us.
Matter of fact, I had Chinese food just last night and I’m
going to open one of the leftover fortune cookies and see what our
fortune is today. Give me
a second. The fortune reads: “A
bargain is not a bargain
unless you can use the product.”
I’m not sure how to take that one.
It might be a critique of the whole article. "Stuck
in Stupid"
“Stuck in stupid.” I think it’s one of our new fears. People
now seem terrified over the possibility of casting their lot, or
giving their passion over, to something that will end up being
“stupid” or proven ridiculous, and they’ll be standing there,
holding the leftover ticket stub to the abandoned carnival. I heard one guy the other day refer to his church as “going through an
insular phase.” That’s
also one of the favorite pastimes in And so our entire nation is over-thinking and under-feeling.
And the problem with thinking is that if it’s not renewed by
spiritual insight and emotional discovery, the brain merely pumps out
what it’s been pre-programmed to release in particular
circumstances. So we think
we come up with new ideas, but they’re really stale variations on a
tread-bare theme. We
over-think and we under-feel.
The end result is that the dab of passion each one of us still
has is basically ignored by our fellow-travelers as they concentrate
on the next thing they think will be workable, or at least survivable. Yesterday, parading before my book table, was a human cavalcade of
pilgrims, all engorged with some form of passionate feeling.
For one, it was Habitat for Humanity.
For another, it was global warming.
There was a couple enlivened with the concept and pursuit of
gay marriage. A young girl
wants to grow up and star on Broadway in Wicked.
Yet another woman knits skullcaps to go inside the helmets of
soldiers in The decision is mine. I can
over-think the opportunity and surface their desires, moving on and
away from them, untouched by their human ointment—because after all,
I’m a busy man. I have a
lot to think about. And
maybe, honestly, their particular buzz didn’t enliven my hive.
So what responsibility do I have to feel their beating pulse?
I can take a minute for the minute.
It’s really not that hard.
And it certainly doesn’t rob us of our souls or our time.
Yet the temptation is always there to over-think and
under-feel—to avoid getting “stuck in stupid.” Well, I’ll tell you right now—I hate that philosophy.
There aren’t many things I hate, but I hate the new American
false progression of over-thinking and under-feeling; of debating and
not doing; of arguing and not reasoning; of committees and not
commitment. I hate it. So each and every one of these fine people who came in front of me—in my
own lame, uneducated way—I stopped and participated in their burning
quest. And God, it was
wonderful. For after all,
nothing is magnificent until it sweeps over our souls and penetrates
the deeper parts of our fleshy tundra.
Everything is frightening when it’s viewed as alien.
But when it’s taken inside, it gains new purpose.
Better yet, it becomes MY purpose. I have decided to stop trusting my brain to be the concluder of all things
relational. The human
heart was created to be the buffer between human beings, not the
brain. Thinking alienates
us. Thinking separates us.
Thinking turns us into denominations.
Thinking turns us into cults.
The only common ground that exists among races, religions and
cultures—is emotion. Do I risk being “stuck in
stupid?” Not
only do I risk it, I revel in the possibility of appearing stupid for
the right cause. It was
the Apostle Paul who said, “After all, aren’t we all fools for
Christ’s sake?” If foolishness is a destination that every human being eventually must
achieve, then let it be of my own making, because I refuse to
over-think and under-feel. The
end result of that is dying . . . before you’ve taken your last
breath.
Busy January
10th, 2010 “You
sure are busy.” That’s
what people say to me all the time. Do you
know something? I’m really not. I have lots of time on my
hands. I think people make that evaluation because they look at what I
do and assume that it takes a lot of time, energy and effort to achieve.
I suppose if you wanted it to, the work could encompass you, overwhelm you
or, I assume, even destroy you. That’s
too bad. This assertion from our society has kind of created a “fear
of labor” and removed all the love from the project. People
yearn to have leisure instead of passionately pursuing their pursuits. I think
the key to everything is not being afraid—to start. I’m
beginning a new project myself, with a revival of a Broadway play I wrote
called Mountain, putting together a cast next week at a
rehearsal camp and then launching them on a two-week tour of the Midwest.
I
suppose the task would seem daunting, but I never look at the task when
trying to achieve a purpose. Because every task seems formidable.
For
instance, sometimes I don’t even want to get up and take a shower, because
the concept of subsiding overtakes me with anxiety. But no shower is
ever achieved without taking a precious moment to pull back the covers and
take several deep breaths. Swing your legs around, feet landing on the
floor. Roll your neck to take the kinks out. Take a big drink of
water from the cup near your bed. Think something nice. Speak
something nice to the room. Just
those actions have removed the task and replaced it with moments towards
movement. It’s
all about the next thing. We’re all stymied by the heap of trash
that accumulates in front of us, blocking the sensibility of a straightened
room. Just pick something off the top and throw it away. The
journey has begun. I know it sounds simple—perhaps to some of you,
even silly. But counting the cost and carefully considering your
options is better achieved after the decision has been made to actually do
something. Because
facts will always keep you away from fulfillment. And statistics will
lock you up in the status quo. And fear is the great mother who never
allows her children to escape the nest. So am I
busy? No. I hope what I am is on point—to the next
thing that needs to be done. Or is it wants to be done? I guess
it’s all how you think about it, right? And I think that I’m not
busy—just involved. I wish
the same for you.
Talents January 9th, 2010
Sometimes I get the giggles at inappropriate times. I know some people would
consider this to be immature, which by the way, doesn't stop me from doing
it. It just makes me want to do it more.
It happened most recently Sunday morning during the Gospel reading. . The selected passage was the parable of the talents. Do you
remember the story? In the tale, the man calls in his three servants
and gives one five talents, another one two talents and the final one a
single talent based upon their abilities.
Let's stop right there.
That's pretty rugged, don't you think? I mean, you're in a room with
two other guys. One gets five of something, another two and you're
relegated to one. Not the beginnings of a good day, right? And
then your boss leaves and you're a little depressed. Of course, the
guy who got five talents is feeling great so he goes out and makes five
more. The guy who has two talents is a little bummed, but at least
he's not you--with one. So he goes out and does his best and makes two
more talents.
Then there's you. Depression quickly turns into aggravation, which
turns into resentment, which turns into full-blown vengeance mode.
"I'm just not going to do anything."
Well, as the story continues, the boss comes back and of course,
Goody-Goody-Five-Talents gets praised for his work. And Mr.
C-Average-Two-Talents receives adequate approval. And then it
comes to you.
Just about when you're in full expression of your grievance mode, you're
interrupted by your boss and he has you ordered to be thrown out of the
building, where you're cast into darkness where there's weeping and gnashing
of teeth.
Honestly, this has not done a lot for your resentment level.
The reason I giggled was because, when we got done reading this Edgar Allen
Poe-esque parable, the Gospel reader said, "This is the Word of the
Lord." And we all repeated, "Thanks be to God."
I giggled. Thanks be to God?
Because I looked around the room. And. . . I saw a lot of one-talent
people. And
. . .quite a few of them seemed to be a bit depressed and resentful about
being dealt their bad poker hand. And
. . . if the story's right, what awaits is a big dose of trouble.
You see, that's the problem with just reading the Bible and then trying to
act thankful about the ideas--without actually discussing them.
Because the true message of this particular story is not that it's
remarkable that five talented people become ten talented people. Or
even that two talented people become four talented individuals.
The message is: If you don't complain about one talent, and you
actually boil within your own juices to succeed, then anything you do above
one is going to be miraculous.
It's a message of hope, punctuated by an ominous threat.
One
is great if it moves out on its passion to accomplish something. But
one that is resentful of two and five and lays in wait to
merely grumble about circumstances will be devastated by the results that
life provides here and, we are to assume, what awaits beyond.
It is miraculous to take one of anything and turn it into two, let alone
three and oh, my God, four, and bless the name of Jesus--five.
This is when God realizes that we're serious about being happy in our lives
because if you're not serious about being happy, you will never be happy
seriously.
Most of us end up with one. Most of us have to deal with the fact that
others have two and five. Most of us are blessed to have only one because
our transition to excellence becomes so obvious that we can't be
ignored--and we become a force to be reckoned with.
One is not the loneliest number. It is the common number.
Take it from me.
I'm a one. Foibles January 8th, 2010
Foible: a minor weakness in character--the dictionary
definition. The word actually comes from a reference to a weak spot in
the construction on the blade of a sword, which, by the way, renders the
whole sword only as strong as that weakest point.
Now, the reason I bring up foible to you today is that I think we
have been going around for a long time categorizing human effort into two
broad spectrums, that being vice or virtue. In the
process, some very questionable attributes have been granted the lofty
position of virtue and some struggling efforts have been relegated to
vice.
Every once in a while here in the Jonathots, I am going to begin with
the word foible and you loyal readers will know that I am going to
pontificate on one of these attitudes and expose it as a foible--a
weakness.
The one that comes to mind immediately to me that has gained the lofty
position of virtue, is persistence.
We have become so frightened of being considered wafflers--people who change
their minds too often--that we've elevated this foible of persistence to the
ivory tower of angels. Persistence is just what it says: it is
the action of persisting in something. So you can be a persistent
cigarette smoker; you can be a persistent liar; you can be a
persistent abuser of any sort.
But coming down a notch on the pegboard, you can also be persistently
insistent on a philosophy, doctrine or political stance that has shaky
historical grounding and contemporary suspicion factors to it. In
other words, there is mounting evidence that the concept which you are
persisting in is not worthy of consideration, let alone "the big
push."
We've gone through a decade of leaders, both secular and spiritual, who have
prided themselves in sticking to their guns long after they've run out of
ammunition. Certainly, ambiguity and inconsistency are not very
attractive and have a natural rejection level in the human experience.
But persistence, without good counsel, wisdom and insight and just a general
daily tally of what is and what isn't, is nothing more than a human
weakness, that if left unchecked, can develop into a full-blown vice
So how do I know when to be persistent?
1. Are you the only one who agrees with you? If you are, be
careful. There are times that a solo mission into integrity is
necessary, but they are rare and few and far between. Normally, any
piece of wisdom will gain at least an additional traveler in agreement.
2. Is there any fruit to what you are saying and what you believe?
Certainly, historically, but mostly in the now? Can you supply
evidence that the concept you propose actually works?
3. Is it bettering the situation, or is it taking us back to the no
man's land of yesteryear or to a future plane of thinking which we are not
prepared for? Great leaders provide daily bread for our
journey into future miracles. Said plainly, if it isn't usable today,
it is suspect.
So the next time you proudly want to persist in some notion that was spawned
from your most-human brain, take into consideration that persistence by
birth is not naturally a vice or a virtue, but often just a foible--and as a
foible, it needs to be questioned. Dissatisfaction January 7th, 2010 I
used to get really fussy with myself about being fussy--because I used to
believe that we as people get in bad moods and we just need to shake 'em off
and find the silver lining in every cloud. But even if you take that
example of a silver lining in every cloud, you still have to realize--there
is a cloud.
Why is the cloud there? Does it foretell rain? Or just a
blocking of the sunshine for one twenty-four hour period? And if the
sunshine weren't occasionally blocked, would I go and burn up my skin with
ultraviolet rays and end up dying of cancer?
There are reasons for clouds--and it isn't just for us to find out if they
have a silver lining. There is a reason to be dissatisfied.
I now realize that I have really never made any change of importance or
achieved any lasting thrust of evolution in my character and my life-choices
when I was satisfied.
I have overeaten.
I have over-indulged in many non-specific forms.
I have settled back and allowed moments of life to pass me by while I've
either celebrated or commemorated my present feast of success.
In those times of self-praise and self-indulgence, very little has actually
ever happened of quality. But the mornings I've woken up and been a
little grouchy and grumpy and instead of yelling at the family or kicking my
dog (just a figure of speech...I don't actually do that), I instead trace
back what is causing my dissatisfaction and analyze it, I usually discover
some very intensely interesting information that could transform my day into
a more intelligent excursion and make things better.
Dissatisfaction is the thermometer that's stuck inside of our spirits to
give us the temperature of our true potential instead of just the daily ego
report. It alarms us, alerts us, amuses us and adjusts our
consciousness with the possibility of pending calamity--or just the itch of
inefficiency.
Yes, dissatisfaction--if I will listen to it and respect its opinion--will
tell me where I need to scratch.
Don't get me wrong. I'm like the next guy living down the street with
a cold drink in his hand chomping on chicken wings. I like it easy.
But I've learned to trust, when it temporarily becomes aggravating and hard,
there is a single cell of an idea that would love to evolve into a more
comprehensive, intelligent and functional organism.
So here's to dissatisfaction, with all its grumbles, mumbles and poo.
If I trust myself enough to be happy when I'm out there kickin' butt, I need
to trust myself to be unhappy long enough to learn how to kick butt better.
Good, Better and Best Well, let me tell you what I was taught. It's about this good, better, best syndrome. Being raised in Middle America, I was taught that my goal in life should be to go out and locate or do something good and then work on it a little bit until it becomes better and darned-tootin', just hope and pray that maybe someday I'll be considered the best so I can be prosperous and live happily ever after. There are a couple of names for this--capitalism, the American dream--you take your pick. Where's the flaw? You know where the flaw is--it's right at the beginning. What qualifies me to know what's good and what would qualify me to be able to participate in something good? Secondly, effort does not always make things better. There are so many unknown factors that can stand in the way of progress that you cannot merely assess an amount of energy and time to a project and assume a natural improvement. And finally, if best is such an exclusive club and only a few can get into its portal, what happens with the rest of us? Are we supposed to just keep treading water in the great ocean of life, hoping that "good" swims our way and by some stroke of luck, we get rescued onto the cruise ship? (I know I took the analogy too far, but it was still fun...) No, good, better and best is flawed--so tainted that in our society, we have lessened competition and have begun to reward mere participation just so we can take the sting out of the climate of general disappointment. So--am I saying that the American dream is really a masked nightmare? No. I'm saying that as time has passed and memories have faded, we have forgotten how the dream really unfolds. So let's take tomorrow and look at how it really should work and come up with a better angle of escaping the box of mediocrity.
Tuesday, January 6th How Many Failures? Epiphany: Discovering something you actually needed, or even wanted, but still joyously surprised that it really happened. Wise ones from the East--astrologers, you know--studying the sky for any sign of cosmic intervention or heavenly inkling of change. Even though we celebrate their journey, they were astrologers. Without being cruel here, there are people who would contend that they were "wack jobs," peering into the night for some hope of newness and salvation. It makes you wonder. I mean, the Bible tells us of their success in finding the star of Bethlehem and paying homage to the Christ child, but how many stars did they follow before they ended up in Bethlehem? How many gleams in the night ended up being false alarms instead of prophetic glimmerings? How many times did one of these wise ones excite his friends with a great sighting, only to see it disappear the following evening? Or launch out on a journey towards it and lose it in the field of vision? How many failures--before Jesus? It is so encouraging to me on this day of Epiphany that history will not chronicle all of my attempts that fell short, but rather, commemorate and honor, maybe just that one time when I connected with greatness. You see, that's the power of belief. And even though I personally do not adhere to the concept of astrology, these folks did. They were faithful to it. And faith is always honored with a bit of hope--and hope, if pursued, will produce a bit of light. And if you follow the light, you will end up at the source and meet the promise of mankind, face to face. So here's to the wise ones from the East, who, let us say, on try number forty-seven, actually followed a beam that led to the great Morning Star. Without the forty-six previous attempts, forty-seven would have been impossible. Because candidly, you're either lookin' for it or you're not. These folks were looking for something to change the world. They found it. How about you? God or Father? Monday, January 5th Is He God or is He Father? It’s a huge question—not only a theological one, but also a cultural one, because frankly, we’re not going to treat anyone any better than we think God treats us. The question has created a climate which I view as kind of like spiritual adolescence. In other words, even though He should be our Dad, we all reach a particularly rebellious phase where we no longer view Him as our complete ally, but rather, as “that mean guy who is in control, who has a lot of rules, who will ground you if you don’t do just what he says.” This spiritual adolescence causes us to believe that God’s ways are different than ours, and that if we’re good children, we will do what Daddy wants--but most of the time, we don’t want to. Spirituality was supposed to evolve with the arrival of Jesus to the point that God was viewed as our Father. But because we’re always trying to find our heritage and linkup with Judaism, we very often retreat back to believing in the God of Mt. Sinai instead of the Daddy who loves us. So for me it becomes quite easy. I refuse to believe anything about God that I wouldn’t do as a father. I’ve been involved in parenting six sons and have a general idea of what I will do and what I won’t do with them. I won’t allow them to b lazy and rely on me for their ideas and livelihood. Yet I also won’t reject them if they happen to choose occupations or lifestyles that aren’t perfectly suited to my taste. Jesus said, "If you, being evil men, know how to give good gifts to your children, won’t the Father so much more?” Good question. Yet we attribute to God traits that are more associated with an abusive parent than one who has the best interest and concern of a child at heart. So it’s easy for me. When people tell me that God does things that I know I would not do to my own children, quite bluntly I know it’s hogwash. That may be theologically simplistic for those who want to complicate the father/child relationship with all sorts of innuendo and shadow, but there’s a reason that Jesus wanted us to view God as a father—and that reason is to dispel the notion that God has an agenda that is contrary to our best interest. Spiritual adolescence is causing people to bounce between fear and despair—fear of a God who has such austere restrictions that it’s almost impossible to please Him, and despair over having our personal aspirations and unique ideas dashed by a universal chain of command. No wonder worship has become a somber experience rather than a jubilant discovery of new freedoms in the household of faith. Is He God or is He Father? Did He birth us or is He merely a benefactor who provides—reluctantly—food and shelter? Is He willing to accept our eccentricities or is conformity the law of His domain? No matter how rebellious and obtuse my children would become, I could never send them to hell. I don’t even know if I could allow them to go there if it happened to be their will to destroy themselves. I would have to come up with some ingenious way to channel their stupidity towards redemption—even in their darkest hour. And that’s me—often bouncing my life between dork and jerk. No—I think it’s pretty simple. If God is not as good a Father as I am, as generous as this insufficient human representation can be, as benevolent as Jonathan Richard Cring—what’s the point? It Takes Two Sunday, January 4th, 2010
I don't know why there can't be such a thing as a verbal German. I was
told from the time I was about five years old that my dad was not a very
communicative person and was very stoic because he was of German descent.
Honestly, that's not much comfort to a child who would like to know where he or
she stands without going through Mother's explanation or interpretation of a
series of facial expressions or hand gestures.
About the time I became disinterested in parents at all--around sixteen--he
arrived with a desire to talk to me. In my adolescent rebellion, I
pushed him away, never realizing that he had been diagnosed with cancer and was
dead within the next year.
Now this might be a sad story if it actually were a story that had pertinence
and ongoing presence in my life. I picked up from this point and decided
that even though I am also of German descent, and even though I became a father,
I chose to be a verbal one.
Women are lost with a non-verbal man--because what could be sparkle, presence,
intelligence and individuality in them instead becomes a frenetic chattering
match, to assume all adult roles and fulfill all grown-up responsibility in the
household.
Young daughters need a dad who can talk. That's how they initially learn
that their opinions matter and they have to be beautiful in more than their skin
and they don't have to escape off to a first lover to feel valued and desired.
Young men need a father who can speak out so they can learn the precious nature
of conviction and the temperance that is required while devoted to a cause.
I have no criticism for my father. I'm sure he was probably a bit more
socialized than his father had been. But somewhere along the line we all
need to realize there is a desperate need for an emotional and spiritual
evolutionary leap here--to escape the missing link of interaction that has left
our society in a doldrums, floating aimlessly without any charted direction.
I'm not saying it's more important for men to speak than it is for women.
I'm just saying, when men don't speak, women seem loud instead of inspired and
on point.
The great conversation--it requires at least two people, you know. Who knows?
If Adam and Eve had actually talked, we might all have beach-front property. Aggressive Humility Saturday, January 3rd, 2010 I was curious what Joe's profile would be when he returned my call. He had been absent when I had called earlier for a scheduled appointment with his small-town Florida newspaper. So as I waited for him to call me back, I wondered what approach he would take. Frankly, many people choose to become defensive when they find themselves in an awkward or unfortunate position--even when it's of their own making. The lack of apology for glaring error is a marked sign of a national insecurity that believes that admitting one's faults is a sign of ultimate weakness. Aggressive humility. I'm going to say it again. Aggressive humility--taking the initiative to be wrong so you enable yourself to become right again. Meanwhile, the phone rang. It was Joe. He had barely introduced himself when he launched into a quick, intelligent, well-worded apology for having missed the initial appointment. He was empowered. He had my full respect and attention. He had aggressively used humility to achieve and regain equality. What is aggressive humility? It is a three-step process: 1. I made a mistake. 2. But I don't want to lose control. 3. So I will initiate repentance. When we assume that an apology is unnecessary or we wait for someone else to point out to us our insufficiency, we render ourselves not only insipid, but vacant of the moral backbone to take one on the chin. Joe impressed me. I don't know what the rest of Joe's life is like, but when it comes to the realm of aggressive humility, he has captured a treasure of wealth which will carry him through many situations. So I thought you just might like to know about this very small occurrence on my first day out on this tour. And I also want to point out to you--and again to myself--that aggressive humility is the only open door to human compatibility. Liberal or Conservative? Friday, January 2nd, 2010 A question from a minister: "Would you characterize yourself as a liberal or a conservative?" My God, America is obsessed. So I decided to take my jonathots today to answer this man's question, hopefully for the betterment of my consciousness and yours. I must ask him a question first. Would you characterize Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, Lincoln, Wilson and Roosevelt as liberals or conservatives? And a second part of that question would be, into which category would you insert Jesus Christ? I understand that each side steals quotes out of context from all of the individuals listed above to support the contention that they were part of either the liberal or the conservative contingency. But their entire philosophy and body of work reflects elements of each and total rejection at times of both. Why we think that a singular philosophy will carry us through the labyrinth of human endeavor and possibilities is beyond all comprehension. You often hear me talk about the heart, soul, mind and strength--the four parts of the human experience that Jesus refers to when he's describing the love-energy that we are to express to our Creator. Would you allow me to return to that quartet to explain where I believe our beings coalesce to coexist with an ever-evolving planet life? For me, it's quite simple. Heart and soul--emotions and spirituality: In those two realms, we are intended and destined to be liberals. No one dare live in the realms of heart and soul and try to conserve energy or restrict input and output without causing damage to the human psyche. We are supposed to be open, joyous discoverers of all that is available emotionally and spiritually on this plane of our journey, knowing that we will never tap one per cent of the potentials that actually are available When you constrict the human experience emotionally and spiritually to a few fine points of doctrine and a tiny menu of possible responses, the true gourmet meal of human life begins to feel like we're on a perpetual fast instead of a feast. No, definitely--emotionally and spiritually we are meant to be liberals. When the Bible says that Jesus was moved with compassion, it is because he had a heart and soul of liberality teaching us that when we give out to others, it will return to us "good measure, pressed down and running over from their treasure." Mind and body--or as the Bible calls it, strength: I believe we are meant to be conservative. I think removing pondering and reasoning from the mental process and replacing it with a superficial sense of open-mindedness is to extract from our beings the great gift of discernment. Also, to live some sort of epicurean life in our bodies where we eat, drink and be merry and either lavish ourselves with physical luxury or abuse ourselves with drugs and excess renders us certainly dead before our time. The mind and body were meant to be trained and restricted, functioning in conservative principles that keep our health at the forefront so we do not fall into some sort of liberal life-style that ends us with us weakened and foolish. The connection, of course, is that the spirit, which is working in the realm of liberality, is granted the power to renew the mind with new information that will energize truth for practical application. An example: people living in the South in 1959 might have reasoned that segregation was an acceptable choice for social behavior--unless their spirits renewed their minds with both scriptural and realistic ideas of how the mistreatment of another race was culturally and historically errant. So when you allow your heart and soul to be liberal and your mind and body to follow a conservative theme, and the two worlds interact with each other with fluidity, you get the balance that allows for a stability in thinking and living, accentuated by a spiritual and emotional input that permits change. Without this, conservative emotional and spiritual people who stubbornly enact old thinking become the butt of the joke in the writing of history. And liberal people who think they can take their minds and bodies and use them to experiment with adventures in drugs and philosophies which are erroneous to human improvement become as much of a lark in the passing of time as Dr. Timothy Leary's assertion of the mind-expanding value of LSD. This is balance: With my heart and soul I liberally open myself up to the experiences in life that will rejuvenate the energy that causes my mind and body, which are meant to be more conservative in their repertoire, to function with respect but also to be renewed when new information of a universal quality comes along. So how would I characterize myself? I am a liberal conservative--liberal in the matters of the heart and soul, and a reasoning conservative in the realm of mind and body. I can recommend it. Because without this holy tension, you just might sell yourself to the plantation of one cause or another, surrendering your freedom to the back-breaking task of supporting a losing cause, ending up "out of your cotton-picking mind."
Happy New Year Thursday, January 1st, 2010 2010--an incomprehensible number. I remember as a young boy thinking that by 1999, we all would be driving around in vehicles that flew through the air, preparing for our vacation on the planet Mars. Yet it's my understanding that at this point, we wouldn't exactly know how to get back to the surface of the moon. Although we extol the glory and effectiveness of technology, we certainly seem to have stalled somewhere on a landing pad of adequacy in comparison to our need and certainly, when projected against the great screen of our visions. What happened? I just believe that mentally, we have experienced some deterioration because emotionally and spiritually, we have stunted our growth with physical obsessions. Being creatures of emotion, spirit, mind and strength, we need complete balance to make our progress notable and our lives fulfilling. Somewhere along the line, we've stuffed our emotions in a great, big box and placed it on a shelf in the attic, feeling that we don't need to deal with those items any more. And it is the heart that opens the door to the spirit, so spiritually, rather than being baptized in the fresh water of insight and discovery, we keep bathing ourselves in the muddied waters of traditionalism. So--since it is the spirit that really renews the mind, well, it's pretty obvious--right? Our minds are not renewed and we keep working from the same old information, trying to create new twists on the theme, while primary in our concern is physical health and the longevity of an existence that is proving itself to be unsatisfying in its mediocrity. So what do I want for 2010? I want to see an awakening of true emotion that will allow our spirituality to explode with inclusion and openness to new revelation. Then I think the ideas we need for economic growth, world peace and interaction among our fellow-man will become more plausible and logical to us because we've freed ourselves of inhibition. In the 60's, they said "free your mind and the rest will follow." Actually, better stated: "Free up your heart, and the spirit will teach your mind." Yes, it's time for a revival of sorts--if that word is not too old-fashioned--of the emotional openness which leads to spiritual discovery and mental rejuvenation, culminating in physical well-being. So how do we begin? Trust your feelings, no matter how fickle they may seem. State your feelings, no matter how trivial they may appear to be. And be prepared to have your feelings grow as you interact and discover the heart of those folks around you. Live your life out loud instead of silently, in a disgruntled breast. In doing this, you will allow for the God that exists in the universe and in others to flow through your spirit. For I am convinced it is impossible for ideas to come forth until ideals are pursued. We are prodding ourselves through pessimistic pragmatism, which leaves us devoid of the fantasy of realization. What is the fantasy of realization? Knowing that everything that once was a dream came into being because somebody woke up and made it real. Yes, 2010 is an incomprehensible number, but it needn't be an intangible time. We can grab onto this year and move on the idealism of our emotions, creating the spiritual renewal that will generate in our minds ideas, making our physical world gleam with potential. Happy New Year, my sweet friends. It will never be happier than we make it.
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